Haven't seen the "Bin Laden" video in which he reportedly channels Michael Moore, but based on the picture in this post it looks suspiciously like someone costumed to look like Osama. Dead and indistinguishable from guano on the floor of the cave? Yeah, probably. If not, then...
1 - Why haven't we heard from the bastard all this time.
2 - What are we waiting for! Let's show the world what a mound of raw DNA looks like.